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Lawak di pagi hari....Har, har, har....

Pagi ni godek-godek pendrive jumpa benda lawak. Gelak sorang-sorang bila baca. Ya, mari baca!



Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL yourfriends'.

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'
Santa wrote back,
' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver runaway

A young boy asks his Dad :'What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .'
 nota kaki: (-__-)

16 korang POT PET:

Naddia said...[Reply comment dia please]

yg last skali lawak! tp bgus gak ayah die ngaku! haha
kau GAME mereke yerk

Azman Roslan said...[Reply comment dia please]

hahah.. lawak gak walaupun ringkas..

Zalin said...[Reply comment dia please]

Salam..

Hahaha..serius lawak..

saya_arief said...[Reply comment dia please]

hahah..
best.
:D

f_aRa_aINa989 said...[Reply comment dia please]

@Naddia: haha, tau xpe..berani mengaku lak tu..haha

f_aRa_aINa989 said...[Reply comment dia please]

@Azman Roslan: hehe..ringkas & kelakar..

f_aRa_aINa989 said...[Reply comment dia please]

@Zalin: wasalam..hehe..thanx..

f_aRa_aINa989 said...[Reply comment dia please]

@saya_arief: hehe..mmg lawak..

:D

Solihin Zubir said...[Reply comment dia please]

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'
Santa wrote back,
' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'

yg ni pling lawak! hahahah.. ;-p

f_aRa_aINa989 said...[Reply comment dia please]

@Solihin Zubir: hahaha...


solihin, sy tau awak nak..send me a wife tooooo...kan3??


;p

Solihin Zubir said...[Reply comment dia please]

yeah! memahami btol! haha.. ;-p

f_aRa_aINa989 said...[Reply comment dia please]

@Solihin Zubir: haruslah, kata soyagirl!!

;p

Mohamadazhan hjDesa said...[Reply comment dia please]

haha, mula pagi hari dgn sonyum2 :P

f_aRa_aINa989 said...[Reply comment dia please]

@Mohamadazhan hjDesa: haaa, sonyum2..baguih2..hehehehhe

sicomot-comel said...[Reply comment dia please]

hahaha..

confident dan confidential...

ayah yg jujur kat anak ^^

f_aRa_aINa989 said...[Reply comment dia please]

@sicomot-comel: jujur dan beri penerangan yg jelas..haha

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